10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"