10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Welcome to kicker school
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "No river, no fish."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.