10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.