10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester