10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare