10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm