10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?