10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes