10 Random Poker Quotes

I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
Never educate a stupid poker player.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
It's Free To Fold...
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim