10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."