10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.