10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave