10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.