10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.