10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'