10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.