10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.