10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Welcome to kicker school
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs