10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Welcome to kicker school
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The all-in play works everytime but once.