10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.