10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.