10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...