10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"