10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Fold and live to fold again
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson