10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.