10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"