10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright