10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.