10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.