10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?