10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.