10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth