10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs