10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury