10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."