10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.