10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.