10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz