10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear