10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers