10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger