10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"All-in, bitches!!!"
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet