10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"