10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- It's Free To Fold...
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker