10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- It's Free To Fold...
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph