10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.