10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.