10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo