10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss