10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.